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'death (and straight boys)'

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Company

Buonpane Productions
Cameron Cole, writer-dir.

Production Description

Casting "death (and straight boys)," a modern play cycle following a group of characters from their 20s into their 30s.

Nudity

Yes

Rehearsal and Production Dates & Locations

Rehearses in Chelsea, NY; staged readings begin April at either the Cultural Project on Bleeker Street or the Soho Playhouse. Note: Full production to follow in 2015 with a planned Off-Broadway run, with preference in casting going to the staged reading cast.

Auditions

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Script Sides (NOTE: MATURE CONTENT)

DANNI
You are married, aren’t you?

JOSH
Does it matter if I am or not?

DANNI
Not in the slightest. Married?

JOSH
Not tonight.

DANNI
Well good for you, Josh.

JOSH
I prefer Joshua.

DANNI
Let me guess. Ring into your pocket, drunken bathroom stall blow-jobs.
Sometimes you even take her out to the alley and bang that whore like a drum against filthy brick walls.

That who you are, Josh?

JOSH
To being a real man.

DANNI
Cheers.
(they drink)

JOSH
You?

DANNI
Me?

JOSH
Married?

DANNI
Shit no.

JOSH
Why not?

DANNI
Why would I need to be?

JOSH
Never been?

DANNI
Married? No.

JOSH
Lesbian?

DANNI
You wish. Plus I already blew you in the cab, so obviously not full lesbian.

JOSH
Have you ever had your pussy eaten by another woman?

DANNI
Yes.

JOSH
Hell yeah.

DANNI
Aww… does that get your dick hard, Josh?

JOSH
My cock hasn’t gotten soft since the cab ride. Have you ever eaten pussy?

DANNI
Of course.

JOSH
Shit yeah. You ever fucked a woman?

DANNI
Yes.

JOSH
Fuck yes.

DANNI
Have you ever…?

JOSH
Of course I’ve fucked women.

DANNI
No, I mean, have you ever… played the home court advantage?

JOSH
What?

DANNI
Have you ever been fucked?

JOSH
By a guy?

DANNI
Yes.

JOSH
Shit no.

DANNI
Fucked a guy?

JOSH
Hell no.

DANNI
Sucked or been sucked by cock before?

JOSH
God damn, no. Are you trying to kill my hard-on?

DANNI
Seems awfully close-minded of you, Josh.

JOSH
I’m fuckin’ straight!

DANNI
And close-minded. Homophobic, if not sexist.
You find girl-on-girl incredibly hot, and were delighted to imagine me eating pussy, yet you are repulsed when I flip the question.
Is it because you can’t imagine touching another cock and are in fact homophobic?
Or, is that your hyper-machismo can’t stand the idea that a woman is objectifying you, imagining you getting aggressively fucked on all fours—the same way you aggressively imagine me eating pussy?

JOSH
Jesus.

DANNI
You didn’t answer the question.

JOSH
I’m not homophobic. Or sexist. I just don’t want to think about-

DANNI
Not that question. That question was just meant to fuck you up. Have you ever?

JOSH
What?

DANNI
Sucked dick.

JOSH
You’ve killed my hard-on completely.

DANNI
It’ll come back. Answer the question and I might show you my tits.

JOSH
No.

DANNI
No? As in no you won’t answer the question or no you’ve never sucked dick?

JOSH
No. No as in 'no, I’ve never sucked dick.'
(he looks at her, expecting)
Aren’t you going to show me your tits?

DANNI
No.

JOSH
You promise-

DANNI
I said might, as in maybe. And you didn’t answer fast enough.
(she puts a finger up, drawing his focus)
Don't think; just answer.
(she points at him)
Name?

JOSH
Joshua.

DANNI
Live in?

JOSH
Phoenix.

DANNI
Job?

JOSH
I work in a firm that represents-

DANNI
Bored now.

JOSH
Lawyer.

DANNI
Age?

JOSH
32.

DANNI
I’m 29. Lucky you. Sign?

JOSH
Scorpio.

DANNI
Same as me. Height?

JOSH
5’11”

DANNI
Weight?

JOSH
170.

DANNI
Dick size?

JOSH
Never measured.

DANNI
Liar.

JOSH
7 and ¾.

DANNI
Liar. Married?

JOSH
Yes.

DANNI
How long?

JOSH
Uh… 6 years.

DANNI
Kids?
(beat)
Kids?

JOSH
It’ll take too long to answer. Pass.

DANNI
Ever sucked cock?

JOSH
No.
(she pulls the top of her dress down, exposing her breasts. he goes for them with his mouth. she grabs the back of his hair, stopping him painfully)

DANNI
I didn’t say you could touch.
(he slowly starts to pull back)
Good boy. Now you may lick one.
(he cautiously licks one of her nipples, making sure she isn’t going to pull his hair again)
Like a real man.
(he gets a lot more aggressive. she likes it. after a moment:)
It would have been a lot hotter if you had sucked a cock. I love seeing straight men fuck one another. Enough.
(he immediately pulls off. she smiles approvingly. she covers them up again)
Good boy.

JOSH
Cheers.

DANNI
Salut.