Film: Student Films

Production: 'The Test' (See all 3 roles)

Crystal (Lead)

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Casting "The Test," a student film for USC. Synopsis: Detective Johnson has given young Sam has one last chance to get off probation and prove himself as an undercover cop. His ass...more

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Seeking

Female, ages 32-37, All Ethnicities

Role Description

Crystal: (Lead) some are often surprised to discover she's a woman because of her inclination to wear camouflage and no make-up, angular and tough, takes her job as the only woman on the special intelligence police force very seriously. Any assignment the guys are too scared to handle, she’s the man for the job. However, she has finally met her match, as her current assignment forces her to take on the persona of Crystal the hooker, an ill-fitting boot she must nevertheless try to squeeze into, all for the sake of the job and the preservation of her reputation (at the expense of her dignity). A comedic role, heavy on physical and slapstick comedy.

Auditions

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Sides

SIDES: Crystal (prepare both roles)

ASHBURN
I don’t have to use the bathroom!

MULLINS
Did I ask you about your bathroom habits? You are killing us out there. You don’t fit in! Take off that fucking jacket.

ASHBURN
This is a good jacket.

MULLINS
Really? Cause it looks like you’re going to set up a table and do their fucking taxes. Take off your jacket.

ASHBURN
Oh my god. This is ridiculous. Ok, ok. Jacket’s off. Jacket is off.

MULLINS
I can’t watch whatever process is about to happen. Now unbutton your buttons.

ASHBURN
I’m a federal agent!

MULLINS
Yeah, and you look like one. Come on you bump into him and you think he’s not gonna know what’s up?

ASHBURN
There. Is that good? Can we go now?

MULLINS
What is happening, I think it’s getting worse. My fear is that I’m gonna put you in a bikini and you’ll still look like a fucking bank teller.

ASHBURN
Ok, do you have to use that language? Do you?

MULLINS
I’m trying to make a point! I’m saying your face and whatever is underneath this shitty outfit is maybe not terrible.

ASHBURN
I’ll have you know, I dress appropriately. I—

MULLINS
I got it. It’s when this [points to her mouth] your big flapping mouth starts running and then you put this getup on top of it, and it’s just—it’s a boner killer. And I’m going to help you.