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Production: 'theNewerYork Literary Carnival' (See all 4 roles)

Professor (Supporting)

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Casting an interactive literary performance and book release party. theNewerYork Book III is a collection of experimental and non-traditional short-fiction, graphic design, and art...more

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Male, ages 40-65, African Descent, Ethnically Ambiguous / Mixed Race, African American, Caucasian, Hispanic, Native American, Middle Eastern

Role Description

Professor: (Supporting) a scholarly professor type to speak, quite knowledgeably, about a stain on his pants. The piece interweaves observations about stains and neo-liberal ideologies.

Excerpt form "Manifesto for that Unfortunate Stain on my Pants"

1. The stain is not just a stain is not just a stain is not just a stain.

It is a strobing cherry-red CAUTION, a plaintive siren, a somnolent intercom voice, a subversively conservative Judd Apatow film, warning deli patrons, café flaneurs, and summertime strollers about the dangers of excess condiment, the unreliability of Those Damn Sippy Cup Tops, and the structural integrity issues of ice cream fleeing a wilting sun. This could be you next, infant child creature waving around that Rocket Pop like a baton, it says, if it could theoretically speak.