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Jeremy Kroll (Lead)

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Production Details

Casting a comedy pilot set in a yoga studio. Synopsis: "Two Broke Yoga Girls Break Bad In Manhattan."

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Male, ages 24-69, Caucasian

Role Description

Jeremy Kroll: (Lead) the devil, filthy rich, initially comes off as into mild S&M, but it goes much deeper than that. Over the course of the series Jeremy turns Sarah from the "girl next door" into a more extreme version of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". He's the main villain until a bigger one comes along. He's got a twisted sense of humor and a caustic wit, when he isn't playing the fool.

Jeremy likes pain

INT. YOGA STUDIO - DAY

Sarah stands with a clipboard in her hands as Jeremy, now in sweat pants and tee shirt, approaches.

SARAH
So...
(checks clipboard)
Jeremy, have you done any yoga before?

JEREMY
No. This will be my first time.

He moves to the yoga wall filled with straps.

SARAH
Well, I'll be gentle with you.

JEREMY
(almost inaudible)
Oh, I hope not.

Sarah reacts -- huh? Did she hear correctly?

SARAH
Okay, let's get you started.

Sarah puts the clipboard aside and points to a yoga mat on the floor --

SARAH
Please sit down on this yoga mat.

JEREMY
Aren't you going to strap me to the wall?

SARAH
That's for advanced students. We won't need the apparatus today.

A shudder goes through Jeremy's body.

JEREMY
Say that again.

SARAH
The yoga wall is for advanced students.

JEREMY
No, the other part.

SARAH
We won't be using the yoga wall today.

JEREMY
No, you called it something else.

SARAH
The apparatus.

Jeremy shudders again --

JEREMY
That's the word.

SARAH
Yes, so if you'd just get on the mat.

JEREMY
Say it again.

SARAH
Sit here.

JEREMY
No, the other word.

SARAH
Look, I need you to start out on the mat.

JEREMY
But I want you to strap me to the wall.

SARAH
I told you; it's only for advanced students. You might get hurt.

JEREMY
I like pain.

SARAH
(hardening)
I see. This is a yoga studio, not some S&M dungeon.

JEREMY
I hate dungeons. So damp. Ick. This place is so airy -- ambrosia.

SARAH
Yeah, well, I'm not strapping you to the wall.

JEREMY
Okay. So, you say the -- apparatus -- is just for advanced students.

SARAH
Bingo.

JEREMY
And how long would it take me to become so advanced?

SARAH
If you worked at it maybe twenty sessions.

JEREMY
Twenty sessions at a two hundred dollars per.

This gives Sarah pause --

SARAH
It would be cheaper to take group sessions.

JEREMY
I hate groups. So twenty sessions is four thousand.

SARAH
If you pay up front it's only three with the bulk discount.

JEREMY
I can pay you now.

Jeremy pulls out a credit card.

JEREMY
You take plastic.

SARAH
Sure.

Sarah eyes the credit card.

JEREMY
So I'll give you this --

He holds out the card and she grabs it.

JEREMY
And you'll strap me to the --
(with a shudder)
apparatus.

She tries to pull the card out of his hand. He holds on tight.

SARAH
After your twenty sessions.

JEREMY
Can't I pay you this and we pretend I've done the sessions so now I'm ready for the ap...

SARAH
(cutting him off)
No no no...

JEREMY
How about if I round it up to five?

SARAH
Five what?

JEREMY
Five thousand.

On Sarah's reaction we CUT

Jeremy on the wall

INT. YOGA STUDIO -DAY

AT THE YOGA WALL -- Kalyn (a large African American woman who teaches "Big Booty Yoga") eyes Jeremy.

JEREMY
Hit me, please.

KALYN
(super sweet)
Oh, I'm sorry I don't believe in physical violence.

Jeremy sighs, dejected.

LATER -- after Kaylyn has had an argument with Bryony (a thin corporate type who wanted to join Kaylyn's class for big people and on being refused brought up the name of Martin Luther King in the context of her freedom to take the class.

INT. YOGA STUDIO - DAY
Bryony is trussed up, struggling, on the yoga wall, a gag taped across her mouth, as Kalyn secures her with more straps.

Jeremy smiles at Kalyn --

JEREMY
I knew you had it in you.

KALYN
(hard as nails)
SHUT UP!!

Jeremy beams.

JEREMY
(low)
Ambrosia!