Secret Agent Man

When the Situation Gets Sticky…

Remember, James Bond is licensed to kill. When you have representation, you're licensed to say, "Call my agent."

Tough Calls

So there's no doubt about it: Computers rock. But you know what? I still love my phone.

Pop Quiz

I want you to put yourself in this girl's position. You don't have an agent and you desperately want one. This man has offered to sign you. But the guy makes your skin crawl. So what would you do?

Don't Waste My Time

At this point in my life, I've been in hundreds of meetings with actors, and they all ask the same pointless questions over and over.

What's on My Desk?

Secret Agent Man reveals eight essential items on his desktop that are integral to his day-to-day operation or that play an important role in his identity.

L.A. B.S.

So why does everyone lie here? Is it something in the water? Could the Santa Ana winds be at fault? No. It's a survival mechanism.

Rage On!

It's hard to keep your passion alive when you're surrounded by such negative energy. That's why you have to rage against the dying of the light.

L.A. Noir

It's the time of year we call hiatus. That means the networks have picked up their new shows and I'm just sitting around, waiting for casting to kick in.

Quotes on Trial

If you want to succeed in this business, you should listen to those who have come before you. I'm talking about successful actors who are now in a position to offer valuable advice.

Yikes!

When you hear that an actor is burned out, it usually means he's been working on a successful series for way too many seasons and is physically and mentally exhausted.