Secret Agent Man

Secret Agent Man Shares His Thoughts on the Oscars

Secret Agent Man isn’t afraid: He’ll list the Academy Award nominees who weren’t as deserving—Denzel Washington, Sally Field—as those whose performances went sadly overlooked.

Why Repping Actors Is Always a Gamble

Secret Agent Man realizes that repping actors is just another form of gambling—and the small wins are almost worth the big losses.

The Movie Minority No One Talks About

Secret Agent Man wonders why his people aren’t better represented on the big screen—but admits that Ari Gold is a pretty accurate portrayal when it comes to Hollywood agents.

Let Your Agent Know When You're Sick or Unavailable

If you’re sick, let Secret Agent Man know. You’ll feel a lot worse if he wastes time getting you seen for something you can’t do.

Do Actors Really Ask the Dumbest Questions?

Secret Agent Man may exaggerate, but he’s pretty sure that he hears some outlandishly stupid queries from performers.

The Casting Process Was Worse in 1998

Secret Agent Man travels back in time to marvel at the tree-destroying, soul-crushing, time-consuming process casting once was.

Your Special Skills

When it comes to submissions, every actor has the same question: Besides having a great headshot, how can I make my package stand out? Well, there are many ways to do this.

Do You Make Time for the Things You Love?

Secret Agent Man makes time to do the things he loves, but he often finds actors don't do the same.

Drinking a Cup of Kindness for 2013

Secret Agent Man resolves to attend his anger management classes, stop punching computer monitors, and stop seeing betrayal in the eyes of his clients.

Saving Souls for a Percentage

Secret Agent Man moonlights as an exorcist who can free unfortunate actors from the tyranny of self-doubt demons.