It could be Broadway meets “Cirque du Soleil.” “Wipeout,” the hilarious water-based competition train wreck, may be better suited for a Las Vegas run, but with the potential for some energetic songs and dance numbers, the show could become an aerial masterpiece. With water following all around, and characters hefting from one foamy, slippery surface to another, songs would introduce each individual to the audience—until they amusingly fall into the water. The first ten rows must be designated as a splash zone.